最游记之厨房趣闻
<font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt">最游记之厨房趣闻</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt"> </span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt"> <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">又是一个无聊的清晨</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">~~<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">肚子又饿了！！我要吃饭！我要吃饭！我要吃饭了呐！！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">悟空嚷着。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">吵死了！死猴子！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">悟净打着他的头说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">烦死了！</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">臭河童，难道你不饿吗？</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">这个</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">~~”<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">这时悟净的肚子也打起了咕噜。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">切，香烟也没了！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">三藏低声说。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">喂！谁来帮我去买包烟！</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">只见所有人都盯着他。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#000000">切，算了。</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">昨天下午</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">~~~~<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">好饱！！好饱！！这次吃得真够爽！</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">切！你们是吃得好，但刷的是我的卡！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">唐僧生气地说。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">算了！算了！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">八戒赶忙让三藏消消气。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">不是你的卡，你当然不用紧张！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">三藏把卡放在眼前，</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">希望不会马上用完。</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">突然，一个黑影从不远处的灌木丛中飞了出来，向远处跑去，拿走了三藏的卡。他们一下子先是愣了一下，在定眼一看，原来是只猫叼走了。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#000000">还我的卡来！快追！</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">于是唐僧一行人，为了所有的积蓄，向那只猫追去。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">八戒！快让白龙变成车子！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">悟净说。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#000000">对！对！我怎么忘了呢！</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">白龙！白龙！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">但半天没有反应八戒一看，原来白龙竟在他裤带中睡着了！</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#000000">怎么会这样！醒醒！白龙！</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">没用的，只要他睡着了，每人叫得醒他！</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">不会吧。</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">三藏那出他的左轮手枪。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#000000">三藏，你不会对它开枪吧！</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">不，只是想吓吓它！</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">只听</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">嘭</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">，</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">嘭</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">两枪，猫不仅没有慢下，反而更快了。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#99ccff"><font color="#000000">于是，三藏一行人跟着这只猫来到了山顶的</font></font><font color="#000000">悬崖上。</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">乖，把卡交出来，给你鱼吃！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">悟空对它说。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">这是猫转过身去，做出了一个不可思议的举动</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">——</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">把卡向悬崖下一扔。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">我的卡！！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">三藏失落的叫着。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">笨蛋！还不快去捡！</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">但最终中还是没有找到。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">好了</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">!</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">好了！这里只有一些蔬菜，一些鸡蛋，和一点点肉！这还是昨天他们做菜剩下的。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">八戒说。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">就这么一点东西啊！不够的！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">悟空失落得说着。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#000000">不过</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">~~~”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">不过什么？！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">悟空的眼睛里充满希望！</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#000000">不过，调味料倒是很齐全。</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">哎！那有什么用！</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">也就是说，要自己下厨房，对吧？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">三藏说。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#000000">对！</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">可我们都不会烧！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">悟空说。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#000000">那就自己试试喽！</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">厨房里</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">我把丑说在前面。谁烧的谁吃。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">三藏说。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#000000">没问题！！</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">好！</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">无所谓！</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">于是，他们开始了做菜。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">先是三藏，只见他不管三七二十一，将四个蛋，一些蔬菜，和肉，加入酱油等调味料，看上去是不错，但把盖子盖上，稍微焖一会儿后，打开盖子，一看，全部都糊了。都忍不住笑了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">烦死了！谁再笑，一枪毙了你！</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">再者是悟净。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">开我露两手！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">他把蛋打碎，把饭，葱倒下，</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">原来要做蛋炒饭！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">正当时，要去拿油时，一不小心碰到了在锅子正上方的橱架上的酱油，酱油</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">哐</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">的一声，全部撒进了炒饭中。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">我的炒饭！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">悟净拿着酱油炒饭，走出了厨房！</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">之后是悟空，他好像在找什么。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">好找到了！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">是生面粉吗！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">对！就用它！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">悟空在生面粉中加入蛋和水，变成生面团。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">我要做生煎！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">于是他在</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">~~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">在</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">~~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">砂锅（煮面的）中倒满了油。在把已把肉放进皮中的生煎，扔了进去。八戒和悟净已经在一旁笑了！拿出来后，自然</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">最后是八戒，他也是用面团。他将肉，鸡蛋和青菜，分别包进皮中。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">你要做烧卖啊！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">然后把它们放进蒸笼里蒸。不一会儿，香喷喷的烧卖就做好了。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">喂，八戒！你怎么会做菜的？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">三藏问道。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#000000">啊？我没告诉你们吗？哦！对的！我啊，是因为我曾经的女友。</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">女友？</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">嗯！我曾经那个女友很会做菜，久而久之，也就会了呀！</span></font><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">啊！八戒！你耍赖！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">悟空嘟囔着。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#000000">这可是三藏的主意呀！</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">切！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">三藏说。</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br/><font color="#000000">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#000000">那么就开动啦！</font></span><font color="#000000"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">”<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">但正当要用筷子去吃时，只见三藏拿着他的左轮手枪，悟空手拿着如意棒，悟净也拿着他的兵器，对准八戒说：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">快给我放下！！</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><font color="#000000">”<br/></font></span> 请各位多多点评 谢mGOutcyMEEXS
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